October 2010
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On my . Watching The Time Traveler's Wife...
Bring on the tears!
September 2010
248 posts
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I need friends in the Champaign-Urbana area... I'm...
Now accepting friend applications in my ask box!
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Never thought I would say this, but Thank God...
This has been the worst month ever! I might start celebrating my half birthday instead of my actaul one because this was a pretty sucky month.
Now I am super stoked for fall and pumpkin everyhting everywhere! and hopefully i will get my feathers in soon so i can start making my costume…
I THROW MY BOYFRIEND IN THE AIR SOMETIMES, SAYING...
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I'm going to love SEPHORA
So today I started training for SEPHORA. And I already knew I was going to love it… discounts and what not. BuT the moment I fell in love was when the manager (Director in Charge) told me about their “vocabulary”. So get this, instead of the crew or staff we are called “the cast” and when we are working on the floor that is called “onstage” and the...
oh please baby jebus, let brittany do a ke$ha...
! need a pick me up that only Love Actually can...
know what I’m sayin??
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I've got the gift of one-liners
And you’ve got the curse of curves!
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I'm depressed
and it’s not because no one will have a purebred tube baby baby with me…. I wish that was it
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I never take naps anymore
and I just realized it is because I get on tumblr instead…
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So my brother's in-laws are less than supportive...
Katie: Well, that was really fun.
Me: Yeah! But who would've thought that our family would be the better in-laws...
Katie: I know right! I was thinking the exact same thing. I had to bite my tongue a lot today.
Me: Wow, that must've been hard.
Matt (her husband): THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
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Katy Perry Live
How do I put this…
You’re awful.
So... I think I'm in love with a redhead?
like, I would ahve his ginger children in a second
After decorating my brother's car with condoms:
Mom: WHAT is on their car?
Me: What do you THINK is on their car?
themermaidlagoon asked: In regards to your comment on Love Actually...
I've been thinking recently we are basically the same person as well haha With that said, you have fantabulous taste. Haha. ;)
You're awesome!
I've been thinking recently we are basically the same person as well haha With that said, you have fantabulous taste. Haha. ;)
You're awesome!
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found this 'lil gem on the internet
Hell yeah! I’d get in!!!
I just need this on my dash… HAHAA
imperfectmannequin replied to your post: Is it weird that I wanna roofie myself so I can just forget today?
I’m certain I can find some lol
you always come through
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Is it weird that I wanna roofie myself so I can...
BTW, anyone got some roofies? Gob? no… hmmm
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'Night Ya'll
The morning comes too soon… :/
imperfectmannequin:
mermaidincaptivity:
imperfectmannequin replied to your post: I know, I’m a crazy female… whatcha gonna do?
Crazy females make the best lovers.
Kitty likes to scratch
imperfectmannequin replied to your post: I know, I’m a crazy female… whatcha gonna do?
Crazy females make the best lovers.
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It did it again...
3 strikes and you’re out Tumblr. I mean it.
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I JUST SPENT A LONG TIME MAKING A POST WITH A TON...
I’M GONNA STOMP A BITCH’S HEAD INTO THE CURB!
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I know, I'm a crazy female... whatcha gonna do?
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Happy National Bisexual Day!
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Mad Fat.
aninvisiblelight:
Can we talk about these
Wonderful
Magnificent
Bundles of PURE. SEX.
Do you KNOW how much money McDonalds would make if they made these all day?
And let us not forget
Amen.
THIS… just needed this here lol