June 2011
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Hearing my gay manager talk about his open...
Don’t whine about wanting the equal rights and then do this. I don’t care for it.
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Stupid boys! I don't have time for this... I have...
Exhausted, drunk, and soon to be hungover...
But I have mucho dinero now, so its all good
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I'm nice, funny, and pretty.
So why can’t I find somebody to love me? I would like some companionship too.
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Dear Senor Douche-master
I want nothing to do with you. So, when you call and leave me a voicemail telling me you miss me but understand if I don’t want to talk to you… but then text me a few days later crying like a little bitch: “Do you really hate me this much?” No, I don’t hate you. But I would hate myself if I even entertained the thought of letting you back into my life. I made it clear...
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I need some me time.
Going a little crazy…
deejum replied to your photo: What do you think? Am I ready for Sephora?
Caked up!
I resent this.
I had an interview at Sephora today, and I think...
winner winner chicken dinner
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Scored an interview with SEPHORA and met a guy...
details to come ;)
ok so i spose the new dash isnt so bad
but people who are saying they’re going to delete their tumblr… arent you being a little dramatic?
Whoa! What the sweet and sour chicken happened to...
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The art of photobombing, by Nathan Fillion:
swarleystinson:
deejum asked: http://www.uvvodka.com/page/show/333797-uv-cake
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My shins are killing me
I’m trying to suck it up because I have to get used to walking everywhere… and I’m not. AND my roommate and I are going to run a 5k at the end of July… So I would definitely like to not have sore shins and blisters all over my feet by then. so until then….
Just keep walking, just keep walking, walking walking!!
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First things first in a new city:
Find Sephora+
Find CosmoProf=
Happiness
Job interview at the top of a very steep...
I don’t know what is worse, walking uphill or walking aka trying no to fall downhill?
All in all today is grand so far. Weather is fantastic (knock on wood), had a very delicious cafe con leche, discovered bookstore, bought and mailed cards to father, also discovered bank that I used to have in ohio!!
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IN SEATTLE AND LOVING IT!!!!!!!!!!!
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I really want a gif of Charlotte saying "I've...
Best moment ever.
deejum replied to your post: I’m going to tell you all a secret… because I can, Bitches
A breathalyzer needs to be installed on your computer I see. Or a sassy gay friend.
OOOPS… I don’t really remember posting that…
I'm going to tell you all a secret... because I...
I sometimes suck my thumb when I go to sleep drunkies… and by sometimes, I mean always.
don’t judge, everyone has quirks and flaws.
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I SERIOUSLY DON'T REMEMBER BEING THIS DRUNK...
OR GOING OUT TO GET THIS DRUNK…
BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN AT LEAST A YEAR SINCE I HAVE LEFT MY DEBIT CARD AT A BAR.
It’s like we’re chefs. You can get a $2 cheeseburger and you can...
– Bill Funk (Tattoo Artist)
I am really drunk and eating ice cream. good night