Hearing my gay manager talk about his open...
Don’t whine about wanting the equal rights and then do this. I don’t care for it.
Stupid boys! I don't have time for this... I have...
Exhausted, drunk, and soon to be hungover...
But I have mucho dinero now, so its all good
I'm nice, funny, and pretty.
So why can’t I find somebody to love me? I would like some companionship too.
Dear Senor Douche-master
I want nothing to do with you. So, when you call and leave me a voicemail telling me you miss me but understand if I don’t want to talk to you… but then text me a few days later crying like a little bitch: “Do you really hate me this much?” No, I don’t hate you. But I would hate myself if I even entertained the thought of letting you back into my life. I made it clear...
I need some me time.
Going a little crazy…
deejum replied to your photo: What do you think? Am I ready for Sephora? Caked up! I resent this.
I had an interview at Sephora today, and I think...
winner winner chicken dinner
Scored an interview with SEPHORA and met a guy...
details to come ;)
ok so i spose the new dash isnt so bad
but people who are saying they’re going to delete their tumblr… arent you being a little dramatic?
Whoa! What the sweet and sour chicken happened to...
The art of photobombing, by Nathan Fillion:
deejum asked: http://www.uvvodka.com/page/show/333797-uv-cake
My shins are killing me
I’m trying to suck it up because I have to get used to walking everywhere… and I’m not. AND my roommate and I are going to run a 5k at the end of July… So I would definitely like to not have sore shins and blisters all over my feet by then. so until then…. Just keep walking, just keep walking, walking walking!!
First things first in a new city:
Find Sephora+ Find CosmoProf= Happiness
Job interview at the top of a very steep...
I don’t know what is worse, walking uphill or walking aka trying no to fall downhill? All in all today is grand so far. Weather is fantastic (knock on wood), had a very delicious cafe con leche, discovered bookstore, bought and mailed cards to father, also discovered bank that I used to have in ohio!!
IN SEATTLE AND LOVING IT!!!!!!!!!!!
I really want a gif of Charlotte saying "I've...
Best moment ever.
deejum replied to your post: I’m going to tell you all a secret… because I can, Bitches A breathalyzer needs to be installed on your computer I see. Or a sassy gay friend. OOOPS… I don’t really remember posting that…
I'm going to tell you all a secret... because I...
I sometimes suck my thumb when I go to sleep drunkies… and by sometimes, I mean always. don’t judge, everyone has quirks and flaws.
I SERIOUSLY DON'T REMEMBER BEING THIS DRUNK...
OR GOING OUT TO GET THIS DRUNK… BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN AT LEAST A YEAR SINCE I HAVE LEFT MY DEBIT CARD AT A BAR.
It’s like we’re chefs. You can get a $2 cheeseburger and you can...– Bill Funk (Tattoo Artist)
I am really drunk and eating ice cream. good night